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What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hendurance.   What do chicks grow on? Eggplants!   Why did the chicken disappoint his mother? He wasn't all that he was cracked up to be!    A rooster crossing the road is...   What do you call a chick that behaves oddly?   What do you call two  ducks and a cow? Quackers and Milk.    Why can't you shock cows? They've herd it all!   What is a chick's favorite drink? Peepsi!   What do you call a grumpy cow? MOO-dy!   What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog!   What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?   What do you call a sleepy bull? A bull-dozer!   Biker chicks rock!   What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? It eggs-plodes.     What do chicken farmers like to share? A good yolk!   When do chicks go to bed? At half past hen!   Why do roosters look so neat? Because they always have a comb!    What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An Eggs-plorer!    Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break!    What does the chicken say to get across a busy street? EGGS-cuse me please!    Bill and Ted say... ...be EGGS-CELLENT to each other.   What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!    Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer.   What does a bad hen lay? Deviled eggs.   What do you call the door to a chicken house? The hen-trance.    What did the hen say to the rooster? Don't get cocky.   What did the chick say to the rooster? Omelette smarter than I look!    What’S Up? Chicken butt!   Why can't you be friends with a chipmunk?  They drive everyone nuts.   Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because all they would say was BACH, BACH, BACH.   What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!   What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay? Scrambled eggs!    Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!    What does the chicken say to get across a busy street? EGGS-cuse me please!    Where is the best place to learn about chicks? In the hen-cyclopedia.   How does a chicken tell time? One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck...    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”   What is the quietest kind of a dog? A hush puppy.    What do you call an excited chicken? Hen-thusiastic.    What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dog? Pooched-eggs!   Why was the cat surprised by the young chicks? Because she heard their fowl language!   Why wouldn’t the dog listen to the farmer’s sheep jokes? Because he’d herd them all.   What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neighhh-bor!    What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!    Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat? Because they're always butting in.   What’s a duck’s favorite food? Quackers!   What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.    Why was the cow so proud? Because she was “outstanding” in her field!    How does a chicken feel after she lays an egg? Egg-hausted!   How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater? Don't be silly - sheep can't knit!   How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater? Don't be silly - sheep can't knit!   What's another name for a clever duck? A wise quacker!   Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.    What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!   How did the eggs make the honor roll? They were Grade A!    What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock!    What did the duck say after he went shopping? Put it on my bill!   What does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense!   Who tells the best chicken jokes?  Comedi-Hens.    Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.    revenge of the 5th, join the dark side   May the 4th be with you...   What do you call a bunch of chicks playing hide and seek? Fowl Play!    Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the shell station.    Where do chickens come from? Chick-cago!   Ever since Bessie won the blue ribbon at the county fair, she’s just been impossible to work with.   What do you call it when it rains ducks and chickens? Fowl weather!   Hey! When do I get to lead? When you duck up!   What is a hen’s favorite brand of appliance? A ChickenAid!   What does one chicken say to another when it wins at chess? Chick-mate!   What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!   Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? The stay on the same side   How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!   How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!    What's the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick!   Why can't a rooster ever get rich? Because he works for chicken scratch!   Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break!    If chickens rise when the rooster crows, when do ducks get up? At the quack of dawn!   Why are chickens afraid of people? A: They beat eggs!    Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day!   Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"   Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: He was chicken!    What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caeser Salad (Chicken Sees A Salad)    Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.    Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken!   What Is The Best Kind Of Car To Be Driving When You're Ready To Play Chicken? A Coupe.   Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? To Get To The Other Slide.   What do chicken families do on a sunny afternoon? They go on peck-nics!   Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something   What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was eggspelled.What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was eggspelled.   How long do chickens work? Around the cluck!   How do chickens dance? Chick to chick.   What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? He kicked the bucket!   On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? On the outside.   I hope one day chickens will be able to cross the road without being judged for their motives.    What did the sick chicken say? "I have the people-pox!"   What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover? The Cluck o'the Irish!   Why didn't the hen cross the road? Because she was chicken.   What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? An alarm cluck!   What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!    What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes!    c joke 15-5   Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls.   What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?  A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It!    Why Couldn't The Chicken Find Her Eggs?  Because She Mislaid Them.    Why did McDonald's run out of chicken McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.   Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on? Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.   What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? A Hensemble.    Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep!    What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? He was frizzled to death!    What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hendurance.   What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!    Why did the chick disappoint his mother? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.     What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!    Why did the chicken join a band? Because it already had drumsticks.

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